I haven’t blogged in z few days. I’ve been having fun over the past few weeks. I haven’t been grounded, but I’ve been getting in troublé because of my bad ass attitudes that I get when I don’t wanna hear something. Anyway, I wanna be young forever… I’m turning fifteen on Saturday and I don’t want to .. HOT TUB TIME MaCHINE is very much needed! :)

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flawlessjonas:

Joe brought Demi a soup cos she’s sick :) *awww*

From Michelle:I work at Sweet Salt Foodshop, which is located in Toluca Lake just on Riverside Drive. I was working yesterday (Monday the 12th) and I was surprised to see none other than Joe Jonas come in our shop a little after 7:30 PM. He bought two servings of soup and.. ..I wasn’t able to ask for a photo with him as I was working. He was smiling a lot and seemed really happy, even asking me how my day at work had been. He was very polite to me as well and really seemed like a normal guy.

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Awww <3

 that’s SOO cute! :) <3

right now im in the library at school doing a project on restricting immigration during the roaring twenties and i dont wanna do this -.-

i have to read THIS and everything, ughh . [http://www.understandingrace.org/history/gov/eastern_southern_immigration.html]

i don’t wannna. i hate social studies. i neeeda get to ninth grade already. i wish i hadn’t failed haha.. so yeeeah. i might be on here until 2:50. that’s when i get out. im not gonna do my workk ;D

Shit’s good tonight! Omg. Taylor momsen is such an instigator though. She should go die. Ed & Leighton are a team. I love them together. ««33333 Connor paolo is the cuest thing evaaaaa ;)

& I’ve just noticed I used their names and not their character names :/ hahaha

whereisdemijonas:

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evolforalwaysforever:

It should be called “Me, Myself, and Joe’s hand which takes up the entire screen.”

1. Take someone’s shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them’s cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE!!! It’s a MIRACLE!!! etc.”
5. Take something from someone else’s cart, when they say “hey, that’s mine! ” call the security and say that the other … person was trying to take your _____
6. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell “AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!”
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell “THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!”
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell “PICK ME”
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say “code three in house ware” and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a “d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!”
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, “I know where you live…”
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool…
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you’re doing, just say “I changed my mind.”
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin’ USA theme song
29. Say things like, “Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?”
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream “GET AWAY FROM ME!!!” Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what’s up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can’t you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you’re going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady’s face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, “I like to move it, move it! Or say “You got chicken legs!”
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”
37. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply “He’s going to help me pick out his favorite dog food”
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say “The rooster is in the nest” Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper “use this wisely.”
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one… I know I know… hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, “We love bagels! We love bagels!”
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free… & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you’re doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you’re trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items… the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say “trick or treat!” and if they don’t give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good Bessie.”
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say “Phew, That’s better”
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, “A clue a clue!”
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD’s put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, “There’s a dead body in aisle 3!!!”
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say “your wish is granted”
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell “ROLLBACK!!!”
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say… sir or madam… don’t think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, “Shut up in there.”
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, “She’s horrible at giving make-overs!” and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, “Yup, that stuff’s not poisonous.”
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you’re annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen’s “We Will Rock You”
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone’s cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you’re talking to her by saying “Let’s bust this joint!”
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, “AAH! I’M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!”
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say “Luke, I am your father” and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor ‘heads’ side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming ‘EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over …

(; well, he IS dangerrr

whereisdemijonas:

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lb2706:

fireandthud:

Right I have to say this, I feel so bad for Justin Bieber. He’s a teenager living his dream, yet he gets all this hate what for? What has he actually done thats bad? He doesn’t do drugs, have sex all the time or underage drinking..what’s the problem? I’m not even a fan, but he’s done so well for himself, from that boy on Youtube to being signed by Usher. What an accomplishment! Jonas Brothers fans take the mick out of him saying things like “omg he’s like 12” well no he’s 16 actually and Nick Jonas hardly had the most manly voice on the IAT album. But he’s different from Jonas Brothers so why compare them all the time? He’s not Disney, and he’s more pop/hip hop. You can clearly see they are going down the Justin Timberlake road with him. Like I said i’m not even a fan, but to wish death upon him for what? being successful? surely we should be applauding him for getting so far. Yes he has so crazy fans but so do Jonas, not his fault, I think every artist has some crazy fans. Yes he trends on twitter alot most of the twitter population are teens it’s bound to happen, also not his fault. Jonas Brothers are the only JB? I don’t think the poor boy can change his initials! I just think people should cut the boy some slack he’s doing great for himself and he seems very down to earth.

You speak the truth Laura.

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